Wednesday, May 30, 2007
♥ weirdies
Some weird encouters these 2 weeks:
Encounter 1:
(On mrt after work)
5 punks came in. Reek of alcohol and smoke.
Hair dyed in typical ah beng colours, arms tattooed.
Gave me the manhattan-once-over look.
I looked away.
They speaked and whspered amongst themselves (in melayu so I don't understand at all)
Then the shortest guy (I was taller than him, with my heels on) look me in the eye and said,
"Hi baby"
-.-
Lucky the next stop is Jurong and I alighted.
Encounter 2:
(Monday on the bus)
Super smelly uncle was sitting beside me.
It really stink I had to cover my nose. (quite rude..)
An old uncle boarded the bus, and sat behind me.
He was talking in hokkien and repeat his words like the cd 跳针
Old uncle: 去冲神，去冲神，去冲神，去冲神...
(me: huh?)
Old uncle: 六点半去买一包烟，六点半去买一包烟，六点半去买一包烟...
(me: okays he's just reminding himself.. elderly are like that..)
Old uncle: 六点半去买一包烟去冲神，六点半去买一包烟去冲神，六点半去买一包烟去冲神...
(me: ooo.. buy cigarette to perk himself up)
Old uncle: (in full) ccb, ccb, ccb, ccb...
(smelly uncle when to the bus driver and asked why he did not do anything and allow his passengers to be harrassed , when his smell harrassed me)
Old uncle saw smelly uncle complain him.
Old uncle: CCB, CCB, CCB, CCB..!!!
smelly uncle came back to his seat.
Old uncle: kkn, kkn, kkn, kkn..... (until he alighted at teck whye)
Young kid: (sitting in front): ccb, ccb, ccb, ccb...
my tian.. bad influence..
Encounter 3:
Cherie and I sat at ThatExpress having dinner at Citylink.
Guy stands outside the glass window and waves very enthu-ly.
Cherie ask me see, then the guy walk off and acted like he did not do anything.
-.-
Encounter 4:
(walking back to office after lunch)
uncle smiles at me, or us..
世上无奇不有...
Real encounters just for laughs.
Maybe should make these to comic and publish it.
LoLx.
Encounter 1:
(On mrt after work)
5 punks came in. Reek of alcohol and smoke.
Hair dyed in typical ah beng colours, arms tattooed.
Gave me the manhattan-once-over look.
I looked away.
They speaked and whspered amongst themselves (in melayu so I don't understand at all)
Then the shortest guy (I was taller than him, with my heels on) look me in the eye and said,
"Hi baby"
-.-
Lucky the next stop is Jurong and I alighted.
Encounter 2:
(Monday on the bus)
Super smelly uncle was sitting beside me.
It really stink I had to cover my nose. (quite rude..)
An old uncle boarded the bus, and sat behind me.
He was talking in hokkien and repeat his words like the cd 跳针
Old uncle: 去冲神，去冲神，去冲神，去冲神...
(me: huh?)
Old uncle: 六点半去买一包烟，六点半去买一包烟，六点半去买一包烟...
(me: okays he's just reminding himself.. elderly are like that..)
Old uncle: 六点半去买一包烟去冲神，六点半去买一包烟去冲神，六点半去买一包烟去冲神...
(me: ooo.. buy cigarette to perk himself up)
Old uncle: (in full) ccb, ccb, ccb, ccb...
(smelly uncle when to the bus driver and asked why he did not do anything and allow his passengers to be harrassed , when his smell harrassed me)
Old uncle saw smelly uncle complain him.
Old uncle: CCB, CCB, CCB, CCB..!!!
smelly uncle came back to his seat.
Old uncle: kkn, kkn, kkn, kkn..... (until he alighted at teck whye)
Young kid: (sitting in front): ccb, ccb, ccb, ccb...
my tian.. bad influence..
Encounter 3:
Cherie and I sat at ThatExpress having dinner at Citylink.
Guy stands outside the glass window and waves very enthu-ly.
Cherie ask me see, then the guy walk off and acted like he did not do anything.
-.-
Encounter 4:
(walking back to office after lunch)
uncle smiles at me, or us..
世上无奇不有...
Real encounters just for laughs.
Maybe should make these to comic and publish it.
LoLx.
1:50 PM
